Something Beautiful

27 December, 2018

Subtitle: How to Grow a Magnificent Hydrangea

Step One: Buy the hydrangea. Buy several actually because the mortality rate is high.

Step Two: Plant said hydrangea with great enthusiasm.

Step Three: Observe zero results from above action.

Step Four: Move the plant from place to place trying desperately to make the thing happy. Repeat this step over several years.

Step Five: Declare the plant stupid and dump it into a dark corner under a tree and ignore it.

Step Six: Wait several more years.

VOILA! You have a glorious hydrangea!

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